For those of you who blog, spam comments are a given. You know them. You are probably annoyed by them. You (hopefully) read some of them from time to time and get some good laughs.
For those of you who don’t blog, spam comments are probably something you’ve never even heard of. If you haven’t heard of them, well I can’t really educate you all that much because I’m no expert on where they come from. I’ve heard its something along the lines of “random sales websites trying to just get clicks to their site so they spam comment all kinds of websites and include tons of links to try and get people to click on them.” I may be close although I am sure there is a much more eloquent explanation out there somewhere.
Anywho…I do like to glance through my spam comments from time to time instead of just selecting all and hitting the beloved “DELETE” button. Some of them are pretty funny. They mostly make no sense whatsoever and often times remind me of the time I went to Japan and me and two of my besties spent about 3 hours in the mall reading the t-shirts that had been converted to English. Very similar to Engrish but real time. Hours of laughs I tell you.
Thought I would share a few of the most chuckle worthy with you for a good laugh on a Friday. Happy Weekend!
wales and planking and snowboards and thrusting outward? Lots of stuff going on in this one!
I call this one the compliment that turns sour. OUCH!
No idea
So are they saying I need to grow my hair out? I’m confused.
Here is a tip. Don’t live with your mum.
I know, I know, I’ve been slacking. I’ll try to get it together!!
Soooo get preggo, get a federal job and the passion will be perfect? Got it.
Looking forward to look you too!
I will try to get to modernizing ASAP so you can check out my articles my buddy.
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Hahahahaha this is one of the funniest posts ever! Love reading spam comments — they’re so ridiculous sometimes.
aww thanks. I know they totally crack me up!!
Seriously funny! I like the compliment gone sour one the best.
ha! I think that was my favorite too. So hysterical.
The one about pickles is hilarious. I, too, love pickles. Please don’t send my comment to spam!
Kristen @ notsodomesticated recently posted..Pumpkin Chip Cupcakes with Cream Cheese Frosting.
ha!! I love it! Especially since I don’t even think I have ever mentioned pickles. Too funny!
Hahah you’re hilarious!! Those spam comments always make me chuckle!
Happy weekend!
Nicole recently posted..What Baby and Mama Eat
thanks!! glad I could make you chuckle. Hope you had a great weekend!
Some of this sounds like it was translated word for word from another language by someone who knows neither language.
Seriously, I laughed (oxymoron) so much my face hurt.
Seriously, (for real) our church’s women’s retreat is this weekend, and your old mom is speaking. Please pray fervently.
yes I think a lot of them are translated word for word. That’s what makes them so awesome. Glad you seriously laughed.
Hope your speaking went well!!
I got a lot of very encouraging comments from the ladies at the retreat. I am very blessed to be in this church!
gosh I always am shocked by the crazy ones I receive. at least i get a good laugh out of them.
Alex @ therunwithin recently posted..Cranky Pants
You’re nice enough to read the spam, I just delete, delete, delete! The ones that are valid but end up in spam have photos, so those are easy for me to spot. But I just get so tired of the stupid sex spam and diet spam and spam in foreign languages! Who knew spam could be so vile? I used to love the stuff in sandwiches…
Jennifer@The Foodery recently posted..The Perfect Pannekoeken (Dutch Pancakes)
ha!! I don’t even know why I started reading them one day. But they just made me laugh so I was like I need to keep some of these….haha.
I know it is so annoying and vile! I don’t think I ever liked it even in sandwiches! haha!!
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